Eastern Promises, a David Cronenberg film about the Russian mob in 
          London, manages to accomplish something nearly impossible: it starts 
          with a completely implausible detail, then weaves its web so carefully 
          that it traps the viewer inside and makes him forget that he didn't 
          believe the premise to begin with.
          A Russian prostitute, only fourteen years old and gravid with 
          child, dies in a London hospital. She had been physically abused and 
          was a heroin addict, but the medicos manage to save a healthy baby 
          from her womb. The compassionate midwife, who lost a baby of her own, 
          impulsively decided to steal the dead woman's diary and to find the 
          family of the infant. 
          So far so good. Maybe it's a bit far-fetched that the girl was 
          carrying around her diary, but sometimes a plot requires a little jump 
          start, and we can imagine certain circumstances which might have 
          provoked her to run away, diary in hand. What we cannot imagine is 
          what happens next. Inside the girl's diary is a business card from a 
          Russian restaurant. In her quest for the prostitute's family, the 
          naive midwife takes the diary to the restaurant, and eventually agrees 
          to let the kindly owner translate it for her.
          Now, I'm no expert on the underworld, but I have heard a thing or 
          two about forced prostitution, and I know that about the only place 
          that business card could lead her is to the person or persons who 
          kidnapped the girl and caused the injuries that killed her. If I were 
          a simple London midwife from a middle class family, I would not want 
          to have any dealings with those people, especially since the diary 
          might provide some kind of evidence against desperate men who would do 
          anything to destroy it and silence anyone who knew of its contents. 
          The midwife not only allows the restaurant owner to read the diary, 
          but also tells him her real name and blabs that her Russian-speaking 
          uncle has read parts of it.
          Oh-oh.
          It seems to me that anyone in her position would be cautious enough 
          (1) to get the diary translated by somebody who could not be connected 
          to the many crimes implied by the prostitute's fate; (2) not to reveal 
          her own identity to anyone connected to the dead prostitute; (3) to 
          inform Scotland Yard at some point. If not from the beginning, then 
          certainly when she knew what was in the diary. If she employs no other 
          caution, she should at least be smart enough not to let anyone at the 
          restaurant know who she really is. The midwife's actions are just too 
          naive and too reckless to be credible. I can't imagine anyone putting 
          herself into the position that this woman assumes. 
          One more detail stretches our credulity to the breaking point. Why 
          did the mobsters let the child prostitute carry her baby to full term? 
          A pretty and shapely young girl has great economic value to them, but 
          they can't get much value out of a mother-to-be in her eighth month. 
          Furthermore, a baby is living DNA evidence. Since the mother is 
          obviously underage, the baby's existence is absolute legal proof that 
          somebody committed statutory rape, even if forced congress cannot be 
          proved, and the baby's DNA is irrefutable evidence of just who that 
          somebody is. One has to think that the mobsters would force the girl 
          into an abortion, as they forced her into everything else.
          The gentlemanly restaurateur, needless to say, actually turns out 
          to be the ruthless local Don Corleonov, as is probably known to 
          everyone in London except the midwife. I guess most people could 
          figure it out from the name of the restaurant, The Mob's False Front, 
          and the tattooed, heavy-set men who are always standing at the doorway 
          with their arms crossed. If not, then I suppose they'd figure it out 
          from the sign which offers a "25% mobster discount." The mob boss 
          realizes even before reading the diary that it must include 
          incriminating information about him and his family. He also realizes 
          that he must eliminate the uncle who has read it. 
          At this point, the other two main characters enter the picture. The 
          restaurateur has a hotheaded and violent son who is also weak and 
          feckless, making him both Sonny and Fredo Corleone in one body. The 
          son's lieutenant is hard-nosed, manipulative, diplomatic, soft-spoken 
          and smart. Although tough as nails, he's even compassionate on 
          occasion. It is obvious that he, not the mobster's biological son, is 
          the Michael Corleone of the family. The son and the lieutenant get 
          involved in the mobster's plan to eliminate the diary and the trail of 
          evidence it creates.
          The film succeeds in several ways. 
          First, the plot has enough surprises that the film could work on 
          that basis alone. The audience is drawn in by wondering how the 
          midwife and her family can survive, by curiosity about the mysterious 
          lieutenant, and by the uncertain identity of the baby's father. Adding 
          even more onions to the plot stew, director David Cronenberg adds a 
          sub-plot about the battles between the Russian family and some rival 
          Turks and Chechens. The sub-plot is not directly related to the plot 
          about the baby, but is absolutely necessary to establish the 
          relationships among the three main Russian mobsters, and includes some 
          twists of its own. 
          Second, the film is rich in details of characterization and 
          atmosphere. It provides a well-researched look inside the ritualized 
          world of Russian mobsters, focusing especially on the importance of 
          their tattoos. Within that context, it also paints its three main 
          characters in great detail and with complexity. The hothead brother, 
          played by Vincent Cassell, may be vicious and deplorable, but he also 
          exhibits tenderness for a child and great love for his lieutenant. In 
          fact, he loves his lieutenant a bit too much, if you catch my drift. 
          There is a strong indication that his savagery and his brutal 
          womanizing are overcompensation for a nature which is inherently not 
          tough enough for the mob. It is the other two mobsters who lend the 
          film its most sinister and scheming menace. Armin Mueller-Stahl, as 
          the king, and Viggo Mortensen, as the man who would be king, are the 
          types of men who keep their counsel, revealing no more of themselves 
          than is absolutely required. Their games are cerebral, and their 
          insidious threats are masked by ostensible civility. Unlike the 
          Cassell character, they do not walk around with a metaphorical 
          flashing sign which reads "I'm violent," and they are therefore more 
          dangerous to deal with and more difficult to avoid.
          Third, the film offers a taste of Cronenberg shock therapy. These 
          men do not carry guns. They like their killing to be personal. They 
          kill with linoleum knives and box cutters, the sorts of weapons that 
          can cause agonizing fatal injuries but can also be justified to 
          policemen. And they attack when a man is most vulnerable: in a barber 
          chair, or naked in steam room. After an unexpected betrayal, Viggo 
          Mortensen has one fight scene in which he is completely naked and 
          unarmed, fighting against two fully-dressed, knife-wielding men. The 
          scene is a masterful piece of cinema because it so powerfully conveys 
          Viggo's vulnerability, gets the audience rooting for him as an 
          impossible underdog, and demonstrates just what a tough cookie he is. 
          Imagine Sonny Corleone walking away from the toll booth incident, and 
          you'll know what I mean. Because the scene is so graphic and because 
          Viggo is a naked superstar, people will be discussing the choreography 
          of this fight for years to come, as we still talk today of the famous 
          nude wrestling match between Oliver Reed and Alan Bates in Women in 
          Love. In Viggo's struggle, as in the Reed/Bates battle, there is no 
          homosexuality involved, and I am not one who enjoys navigating the 
          uncertain currents of subtext, but one simply cannot ignore the 
          subtext when a naked man is being penetrated with a curved knife, 
          particularly when that naked man (Viggo) is obviously the real love 
          interest of his closeted homosexual buddy (Cassell).
          There are, in fact, so many interesting things going on in this 
          film that the audience completely forgets the implausible gimmicks 
          that led the midwife to the mobsters in the first place. We just have 
          to accept that premise as we have to accept any fantasy premise like 
          the Matrix. Once that premise is accepted, the script carries us along 
          and makes us surrender our initial incredulity, so that we forget it 
          started as a far-fetched fantasy concept and come to accept it as the 
          grim everyday reality of the London underworld. That's the magic of 
          good filmmaking.
          I have never been a great fan of David Cronenberg. I think his 
          films are OK, but I don't understand the passion of his most rabid 
          fans. Having said that, and having duly considered the competitive 
          field, I would support this film as a Best Picture nominee. (Well, 
          unless there are five really great films waiting to surprise us in 
          December.) It's a good story with vivid characters, original insight 
          into an unexplored subculture, and a tremendous visceral punch. I 
          would also support acting nominations for Armin Mueller-Stahl in his 
          best role since Shine, and Viggo Mortensen, who really went the extra 
          mile to create this character. In fact, Viggo did so much research on 
          Russian tattoos that Cronenberg ended up re-writing the script to 
          incorporate the tattoos as important elements of plot and atmosphere.